I got this as an email from my aunt and thought I would share with everyone...ENJOY!
Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
5. Was learning cursive really necessary?
6. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
8. Bad decisions make good stories.
9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
11. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
12. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
13. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
14. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
15. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
16. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey, but I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
17. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies, quit laughing :)
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2 comments:
I may steal this. This was a fantastic post! Loved it. And #13: I will say "What?" twice before I nod. I do not ask a third time. Ever. So that's one down. hahahaha.
That is awesome! Fitted sheet, cursive, snooze button . . . hit every single one right on the head! When I was teaching I finally realized that if I put my unions # in my phone I could answer and then quickly hang up when I saw them ringing, helped me avoid a lot of spam voice-mails. Oh, and the pants. . . I haven't bought a new pair in years, and yes each one only gets washed once a season.
I saw your ticker . . . I hope this last year and few months goes by lightning quick. It's time to bring Karl home!
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